this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
[img id: a picture from Frog and Toad where Frog is holding a box and Toad has his hands out reached towards the box. The text reads: Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box.” Said Toad. “That is true.” said Frog. end id.]
So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I
anyone wanna help alana and me save up money to get new tires by subscribing to my $1 a month patreon. it’s not anything incredibly special, i post a new pic of my cat every day, but it is consistent. haven’t missed a day of the last 80 lol
High school allowed seniors to dress in costume for their school ID
i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language
but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel
and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”
you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”
i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?
